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Helloooo!
 
I've now signed your guest book with this amazing but not very long message. It's good, isn't it? Isn't it?! Well I like my message anyway. Erm. Yeah. So, I'll be going now because I'm running out of things to write, hehe.
 
Bye.
July 5
Hi.

Yeah, signing the guestbook and being the owner of this space might be a bit silly, but I had to start the chain of signs didn't I? I actually prefer writing blogs than signing my own guestbook because talking about nothing is idiot. I've already explained everything in the greeting at the top.

So that's it. Bye.
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Cor, blimey! Where can I start? A lot has happened since my last post, since being rendered unable to blog most of that time for -reasons-... Anyway -  it must be said - my half term has been quite very epic, if you catch my drift. Here we go.


26th of this month I went to Drayton Manor with a lot of my family. Our admission was supposed to be covered by Tesco Clubcard vouchers and whatever, but the crisis was that we brought the wrong ones with us. Whoops. So then we were given a fatal decision. Cough up 121 quid and get in now, and use the vouchers some other time, or go back home, waste a bit of fuel - and time - and get the vouchers. Irrevocal.

Two hours we waited, nearly, outside the ticket office. I managed to take fifty photos just to resist ultimate boredom before my dad get back with the bit of paper. Soon enough he arrived and we were in. Yay.

Yes, the epic-ness died down inevitably, and in a relatively desolate corner of the park did we stumble upon a 4D cinema. 4D cinema?! Sure, it did give us some notice on the cover of the map they hand out, but I was still unsure how you can have four dimensions. Fower dimensions. Drenched in curiosity and uncertainty, we joined the queue. Within seconds we were admitted into the foyer.

In the little room we could see the preview, and what looked like an opening ceremony of the cinema. Celebrities such as Victoria Beckham, Ricky Jervais, Mr T, and a few others were present (not in the room, what are you like?), and in turn greeted the Queen herself. Nice.

It didn't take us long before we could go in. We were given 4D glasses, that looked very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very different to its preceding invention, which didn't have coloured plastic filters, but just plastic. The film started.

It was very funny. A pirate ship of three charters a route but goes the wrong way. Typical. It finds some sunken shipwreck, et cetera and so on. (I wouldn't want to spoil it too much for those who haven't seen it!) But when, for example, I don't know, something is thrown towards you, it actually goes towards you and appears in front of your face. But what I've noticed is that it will not leave the screen. Sensible really.

But what's really cool is that when there's a water splash, you feel it. Yes, you get wet in the cinema! It is also a kind of 'smellovision'. Goes without saying - work it out for yourself.

The film lasted about half an hour, I'd say.


Today, 29th May, we went south to Oxford. The first thing I noticed when we got there was that there were so many bikes and buses you wouldn't believe it. There were a lot of people too, though it was still the early hours of the morning. It was very hot, but you would expect that in a populated city. We were with a cousin from America, staying in the UK for a while with her mum. We ate at McDonalds. Weren't they glad(?)

We walked through the city's shopping centre really quickly and didn't go in any shops. We walked through the city's market really fast and didn't visit any stalls.

We ventured around the University of Oxford, and visited the admission-free Oxford University Museum of Natural History. I've been to the London Natural History Museum (there's a blog post about this), and I say it was bigger and better than this one. What do you expect? You had to pay to get into that one. This one in Oxford is free.

You may or may not know that I have a cousin studying at the Uni of Oxford. My initial thoughts was that we were going to visit him. Not a chance. We didn't.


That's pretty much what happened this week. I also installed a game on my overclocker. Haha. All the settings on max, I'd best not brag.

Until next time, readers. Game over.

<-{-W-}->

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Downpour

Yeah. You probably would have seen it (if you're in my area) but it rained all summer...
 
But that's enough negatives now, you want to know what's new!
 
I was out one day and my friend showed by this no-rail-no-pedal go-kart thingamee. It was literally a bit of triangulated plywood with one free-rotary wheel on each corner. It was tied to a piece of skipping rope which we used to tow people along with. Yeah, a weird sport but it was quite cool. He actually doesn't know where he got it from... Apparently.
 
Bitz'N'Bytez is slowly developing... With the help of its authors.
 
Now the random bit: After eating a meal at MacDonalds, I find myself 212 pence better off.
 
And I got some new furnishings for my room.
 
There we go I've done all the brief details, now for something that's a bit more significant.
 

Yeah, have a look at this. Get rid of stuff - get some virtual dough (as in cash) called Swapits. Yeah, that's not the only way you can get them. Find out for yourself and trade in some Swapits for real stuff you want! And it's so easy too...

There we go, that's all that I wanted to say. Short blog, compared to my others... Oh well.

WI,
WG,
signing off.

Game Over

My time is up.

Right then, I'm moving from one world to the next. Four years at this school have been well enough to get me settled in excessively, and now I don't want to leave! But, with every ending there's a beginning, so I'll look forward to that. I've said my proper goodbyes anyway. Wicked.

Concluding my time, the whole of my year group went to Drayton Manor for a day with the school. Now, if you know Drayton Manor, you would know that the new section Thomas Land doesn't allow children 12-17 to just barge in without an adult. The same's for Excalibur, which I found weird, so I avoided those areas.

As you might have noticed, I've recently been blogging about these visits taking up masses of space, so this time here's just a brief description of what we did differently this time around.

More rollercoasters. The Buffalo Coaster was exhilarating, and I went on it four times! Two of which I completed no-handed all the way, but hurt my back in the process... It's all better now.

Food! For lunch I ordered a large portion of spicy spirals and a small Pepsi. Yum - I don't eat out very often. We had a hard time finding a place to eat since there were tables full of people standing by and sitting at. Ha.

The zoo! The first thing we went to investigate when we arrived was if what they say was true - the parrots at Drayton Manor swear at you. No, they didn't this time, which was good, but they said basic phrases like 'Hello'. We left briefly because the other animals 'did not interest us'.

More gambling! I spent a bit more money this time around for the Neptunes Amusements house. I didn't win anything, but the whole point of gambling is that it's meant to be fun! Prizes are an added bonus, I think. But it's fun to get prizes, too.

That's all. Everything else we more-or-less did exactly the same as before, or the details are so minor there's no point to state. Waste of space.

WI,
WG,
Signing out.

Yes Way!

This blog's been published way after when it should've been. Lots of computer issues and all this disturbance and interference... It's still not running too smoothly right now. Oh well.

As part of the Science work, I went up north about 90 miles from here. Never been to Rotherham before. Well we, the class, left at around 9 in the morning of a school day. It took two and a half hours to get there. I can remember one weird bit of the journey. Before the halfway stop at the services, there was this little area on the motorway which stank like dog foul so badly it wouldn't go until a couple of minutes later. Evidently it was something rather than someone. We had to enter this same area before and it stank exactly the same sick as before. So badly you could almost taste it. Yuck. So it must have been really strong because the windows weren't that wide open. Oh, and there were cows grazing on the fields either side. No-one can out-fart a cow.

At the service station, we bought some snacks to keep us going. Yep, that's the sensible thing to do. Two bags of crisps will do it. And a chocolate bar!

But the actual site used to be an old factory. No wonder it looked really big and industrial from the outside. Of course, the ironwork had the word cast out on the side in huge letters: MAGNA. The permission letter described this place as being the Magna Science Adventure. So we got a move on.

Inside it was colossal! The frozen cold got to me though, but it didn't last. I got used to it after some time. We checked in and put our bags in one of the many 'cages'. It was locked shut then we could go!

There were loads of rooms and they were all given names. They were called what they had in them, which made sense.

First stop was the light room. There was a Newton wheel thing which you'd spin around and all the colours of the spectrum would blend to made white. There were mood rooms with colour-changing walls and ceilings and floors, which was literally a tent, probably designed to make you feel ultra-calm. Then there was a colour quiz. We had to listen to the question and press the colour we would see. There were colour arches, a colourblind test, animal cameras... Endless.

Up the stairs and along the walkway was the fire room. Here, we saw the process of iron recycling, or something like that. It was great. And lifelike, because there was a huge generator that came to life as the voice-over gave the instruction. It took a while to get through the whole thing, but it was well worth it! It was really interesting to see how it all worked and what the minor details were for. The figures were amazing, I never knew they could get through so much iron in one day! The second part of this room was a tornado fire - a real loose fire. Amazing how such power can be harnessed. There were heat pads where you put your hands on to feel heat and cold, you could make sparks, there were loads.

The electric room was more of a hub. Although jolts of electricity burned wires and Tesla bolts discharged, there wasn't much to see or to learn here. The crackle of electricity was a looping replay, and for some a disturbing disturbance.

And down the backstairs. It was time for lunch now, and then we could take a look around the souvenir shop. That was really cool - I got myself another piece of quartz and some fool's gold. Along with that I got a pencil and some postcards to write on.

Then I was blown. I think it was something like 23p left now. Anyway, we continued our adventure.

Back up the stairs for some air time! The air room we went, and at the front there was a massive fan that sat opposite another massive fan. They gave a nice neutral breeze, and actually sitting in the fan was a weird experience.  Then there were those funny machines that when you squeeze the horn the computer makes a sound. There were these guns that project air at a massive board with little squares on it and flip upwards when you put air on it. Ace!

Next stop was the rock room. There were two different machines to move rocks, etc. They were the hamster wheel and the chair pulley thing. Great fun. The next room was rock as well. There were loads of things to do here! There was a detonator that you could press and at the right time and rocks would come flying out of the machine. There were real JCBs we could control to pick up items off the ground. Loved it. There was a handle and a chain - another way to get stuff off the ground. There was a hydraulic lift, where you could pump air and that would send stuff up. Conveyor belts, wheelbarrows. Excellent. The same rocks that came out of the rock machine were dotted everywhere. This was one huge room.

Last but not least was the water room. On entry it smelt like the swimming pool. There were caged machines, funnels, wave makers, fountains... The fountain was wicked. You could put your hand in it and - yes it got wet - you wouldn't be able to feel the water! That really puzzled me. We got to play games with water, and even got to find our own weight in water! It was sweet.

Sometime in the day (I can't remember when exactly) we got to extract our own DNA. I've only ever seen deoxyribose-nucleic acid in books and on TV. But now I was going to see it in real life. Great!

First thing we had to do was chew our cheeks really well. We were told that we weren't looking for bloodshed. Of course not, I wouldn't go to that extent. I swilled sterile water in my mouth and extracted that. Then we got it in a plastic boiling tube and began lysis. I thought lysis meant breaking something down. Glycolysis, electrolysis... Yeah, it's a suffix. So we had to break down the protein of the DNA strands. Protease. Some of our group couldn't say protease. Silly people. 'Pro-teese', they said. 'No, it's pro-te-ase!'

Once we got that done and dealt with, the next thing was to add some isopropylene or something like that into our solution and shake. Not vigorously. We were told that isopropylene was alcohol, and DNA thrives in alcohol. We got a fat chunk of DNA into a pipette and placed it into the tiniest test tube I'd ever seen. It was topped up with alcohol as much as we could, then the bung went on the top. It left an air bubble in mine, so I said that mine came with a free game. It did!

The metal cap was then superglued onto the top on the bung and we could feed a thread through if we wanted. We'd wear it around our neck if we so wished. Someone suggested cloning now we had our DNA. I wouldn't be able to live through having two mes!

This was the surprise bit I think I said in the last blog. But, seriously, Magna is a great science place to go to. Really good. Cool. Ace.

Okay. Time for me to go.

WI, WG.

No Way..!

What now?!

Yeah - I know what. Everything has happened, again. I don't blog enough... This may turn out to be another really massively random blog. Not too much thought - I don't have much time. Well then, here we go.


Sunday, 11th May. Today we went to the Drayton Manor Theme Park, where we went on really good rides, and some new ones. There's a new Thomas Land, where all stuff Thomas the Tank Engine can be found. I considered ourselves lucky that we didn't have to get into the massive queue to embark onto the train where the little kids wanted to go.  Not us. We went all the way to where the train was headed - the zoo. So we zoomed off to the zoo to take loads of pictures, then waited for a train while taking snapshots of pointless scenery, the minor details. I was bored! The train ride was excellent, a steady speed with a steady camera to record it all. We got back to Thomas Land to see the massive queue that had moved a considerable amount since the last visit. That was good.

The next stop was the park itself. We took up some adventurous riding and some calm, family rides. The ultimate package for any day costing - what was it? - £10 quid worth of Tesco Clubcard Points. Yeah, that was an excellent deal. Wicked. Quadruple the value of Clubcard Points to spend at one place. Awesome.

We went on so many different rides I can't remember where we went first. Some wet rides, some fast, some requiring skill, some just to have a bit of a chill. Yeah, there was this one ride where we rode around in a cart shooting targets. I had to wait for my gun reload, so I took the advantage of the situation and picked up the other pistol and started firing infrared rounds at the targets. I only got a few shots in... What a shame. But when it was time to leave this ride at the end, someone said "How can Front Left score 250 points when there's no-one there?" It was so funny.

Ah, the Ferris Wheel. I took my dad's camera up with me and started sniping one person in particular. My sister. She went separate ways to us.
The queue moved swiftly, and we got on. My aunt and her sons came along, but since they were further back in the queue, they couldn't be in the same pod as us. The Wheel is a great ride to chill out on, and to get a great view on the Park. But this doesn't beat the London Eye. Experiences are documented in the blog written on about 16th November 2007 or something like that. Another minor detail that I can't help but remember!

We had such a great time! Actually, when we arrived, there were some boats in a pool that you could control if you put some money in. 50p, I think. But some of them already had one credit loaded in them!! That was cool, we got a free go. I had a bit of a go, but then my brother wanted to take over. I thought that if I could switch to one of the unoccupied ones then I'll get more time on it. So I let my brother on the station I was on. I got to station 6 and pressed the start button. I thought that the boat was hidden away from sight, and that I could move it away. The station was definitely loaded with one cred. I pushed on the forward controls. Tried turning. Backwards. Tried pressing the little 'reject' button whereby you can get your money back. It won't budge. I had a good look at the pool by sweeping my gaze from one side to the other. No use. When my session was over - yep, before it had started - I had a look around the corner to see if it had escaped and got out of range. Then the other side, near the wall on which the stations were mounted. There it was. No wonder I couldn't find my ship. Smart move.

We went on a rollercoaster. I don't really like rollercoasters, but I haven't had much experience on one before. We chose the least scary ride, but it still went fast. I suppose that's just the way rollercoasters are. It felt really great, that ride. The going fast bit really get the adrenaline pumping. And, again waiting in the queue were my aunt, and her sons. They followed us around for a bit and went on the same rides as we did.

Another train ride. This time it's the traditional steam train impression, but it's actually an electric train, I think. Got to be electric at least, any maybe a fossil fuel too. The last time, I can remember, something went wrong in the train, and we had to walk back. That was funny, and weird at the same time. Now this time we were in the queue and people boarded on as normal. The train filled up, and there were no more spaces as we got at the front of the queue. We had to wait for the train to go around once and then we could go on. The train journey, well that was ordinary for once.

Home time. We're all tired from a long day out. And so am I for typing stuff about one day. I've still got two more events yet!


A week later was Sunday 18th May. On this day we went to the safari park in the West Midlands. That's why it's called Wast Midlands Safari Park. First of all there was a debate over who came and who stayed. My brother was stubborn to say that he wanted to stay at home, even though we had paid Clubcard Points for him to go. So he stayed home, despite our encouragement. We took off, then after about an hour of travelling, £2 cash changed hands, along with four Clubcard Vouchers, and we were in.

First stop - the drive-thru safari. There were actually roads built on the safari, which meant the animals could have a free roam of the space around them. That's fair; they needn't be kept in a factory for eternity. And it's good for us because that means that we can take some quality photos of them in action, like the professionals on TV. There were so many different animals, it was hard to take snaps of them all.

Let's think of something funny that happened here... Yeah, I kept taking photos of more minor details, such as road signs, the ground, and pointless zooms. I also took great pictures of cars lined up waiting for this giraffe to cross the road. There were so many animals - oh I've already said it.

And apparently they're using elephant dung to make the ground fertile for growing crops on. That's a nice way to utilise the wasted waste of wastefulness. I wonder what they're going to do with the stuff they're going to grow. A new animal run-around? Or maybe just to feed the animals.

It took us very long to get all the way round. But when we did we got a parking space and dashed to the toilet. A well-earned break..! Heh. After having your hands washed, we went to get some fast food. There was a stall that was actually a trailer that can be put on a car. That's where we got our hotdog and cheeseburger. The burgers had run out when I had my order placed, so I waited for a minute for the food to cook. It was really fast. Unbelievable. Ach, you must stop me from telling you all the minor details!

We went to see a sealion show. The traditional tradition of traditionalism. Yeah, I'd already seen it before, but I never seem to actually get bored of it. They're that entertaining. I didn't get any pictures of this, or even a video. I forgot about my camera and just had a glance at the show. They've now got a new in-training sealion on the show, called Solo or something.

Oh, I've got a chat opened now.

There's now a place where you can get up close and personal with the goats - that means inside their enclosure. And it didn't half stink! I took some nice photos of my family with the goats. We had no fodder for them to eat, so we left after a while and washed our hands under the outdoor tap.

Yep, the paragraphs are getting gradually shorter as the sky gets gradually darker.

Can't think...
Chat's closed.

The rides - we didn't go on them because it meant we had to pay more money. Didn't want to do that. Skip a few hours and we're in the arcade. The tuppence pushers are the best. We exchanged some money for 2 pence pieces and got a load back. Haven't counted my bounty. But I know that we got 18 tickets, none of which we have spent. We plan to save them for the next time, so we can get more.

Yawn, it's dark.

Time to go home and we had to climb this really steep hill. It took a while, but I was only glad that I didn't have to get up on a bike. One of the nightmares on a bike is the hill. Going down is sweet, but going up... You have to dismount.


My time is over. Not enough time to write the next event, it's been 75 minutes already just writing this recount.

Hope you've had fun reading it. I'll write the next part - what happened today - in full detail next time. Probably tomorrow, don't know yet.

Signing off,
WI
WG

Hey I've tried adding this blog and it CRASHED!! Good job I copied it onto Notepad.
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Empower the Mind!

During the Easter holidays, the main highlight was the so-called 'Easter School'. It wasn't much like a school since the task was totally different than expected. Here it is!

First of all was the getting there. Transport was included in the price of £0.00. We got to the site by coach, having to share it with pupils from other schools too. I thought I was going to make loads of new friends.

The task for the first of the three days wasn't said until later. We kick-started the day with a stadium tour, then some hula-hoop challenges. We then went back inside the Playing for Success room to get our briefing. It was to design a new North Stand for Worcester Warriors Rugby Club, where we currently were sitting.

The experience was unusual. Since one member of my team dropped out, I had to rely on one friend, and someone I didn't know. What's worse, we had to use Apple Macs to do our work, such as a 'digital scrapbook' to record our work. It wasn't the fact that we had Apple MacBooks, just that I had no past experience on one, so the work was deadly slow. We had to rummage through the architecture work, including building a model stand out of flimsy straws, pins, and tape, and the day just came and went extremely slowly. I didn't particularly enjoy it, yet.

The second day's concept was exactly the same, until we finished the architecture work. A representative from npower came in to give a lesson about sustainability. npower was WRFC's sponsor, so they obviously had to come in to look the part. We took the sustainability ideas into action and added them to our ultimate design.

Then we had a spanner in the works. Literally. Each group were given a card and we had to anticipate a series of problems. We had to resolve an issue about lighting and about the light not going onto the pitch, so the grass might not grow so well. An expert architect shared his ideas with us and we came to a solution, including using transparent ingredients.

The final day came and we were given a late start by one hour. We had to present our ideas to persuade the judges to buy our stand. So, we used software called Keynote to present our stand. I wasn't particularly familiar with this, so it perhaps wasn't as useful as it could have been to me. Sure, this was a good thing because now I am familiar with Apple Macs, but this consequently meant we were off at a slow start. We wrote scripts for us to read out, and then found that we had ages left at the end of the day. So we just sat around and helped the other group, also from our school.

Presentation evening came, but I wasn't unnerved. I thought that if I got this wrong it could potentially cost the competition, but that may not be the case. We took our turns presenting, and we were third to compete. When we all finished our three minutes, we took a light break and then it was the sixth-formers' turns. They weren't competing against each other, contrary to some people's thoughts, but enjoyed the night, nonetheless.

I couldn't help but realise that my form tutor was sitting amongst the crowd, and she came up to introduce herself to my sister, who was also there. She already had the background information of her, through me. But this is just something minor, don't worry to much about this!

Following this, I trekked off to get autographs from the players who had already arrived in the room.

The results came out, and they were satisfactory. Well, it was more than that. Runners up was a team from my school, but not mine, Team Wood. When this was announced, I thought to myself, 'If they won 2nd place, then I must have got the 1st place.' And, yes, I did! My team, Team Murphy, were the overall winners of a family ticket, and a signed programme at least.

We graduated from the npowering Learning Easter School 2008 and were awarded with a qualification, this being a Bronze Science Communications Award. Next year I endeavour to achieve the Silver Award. That would be great!

Now, time for some groans. My silly American dictionary doesn't approve of some of the specialised words in this great blog. Here they are, in order of appearance:

MacBook,
npower,
WRFC,
realise,
programme,
npowering,
endeavour,
specialised,
Wickedo Gangsta.

Hope you have enjoyed reading -most- of this blog.

Winer Idimbite,
Wickedo Gangsta.

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Winer Idimbite was listening to Korn - Somebody Someone on the famous Windows Media Player during the creation of this blog! <-{-W-}->
via FoxyTunes   

The Death Defier's Rampage

That's right. Everything has happened since the last blog entry.

26th of February. Sweet day out at the Natural History Museum. Sure, there were a few tangles, but it all went to plan. I took 126 photos and 4 videos, and that's not including the rubbish ones I deleted. In a desperate attempt to take photos of absolutely everything, I took pics of the journey to and fro, and some pointless stuff like no smoking signs and that sort of miscellaneous. It was absolutely wicked!

Yeah, this is one of the few things that are interesting, fun, cool, and educational at the same time. No more detailed explanations, but maybe some photos I took can tell the story if I ever get the chance to upload them,


Next is an event that is much more recent. Bombing it down the streets in tenth gear on my bike. This meant I could clock speeds up to 35 km/h, higher than the speed limit of some roads (not the one I was riding on!) and also meant I was going to crash into a lamppost. Yeah, just about dodged it to save my head. So then I shifted down to fifth gear.

Nothing much left after this brief description of my goings-on. Goodbye.
WI
WG

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Winer Idimbite was listening to Korn - Ever Be on the famous Windows Media Player during the creation of this blog! <-{-W-}->
via FoxyTunes   

Better Late Than Never

Today was the day when the Chinese celebrations were held. There wasn't much to do since it was the first time they'd done it, but, nevertheless quite cool! And, on top of that, a very important person came in to experience the tradition! Despite that some things were taken off schedule, everything went to plan. It shouldn't really have been on the last day of the half-term holiday, but oh well. Or, maybe it was good that it was held when it was.

It all started at around 1330 when we were outside the Palace Theatre. Yep, the spelling 'theatre' isn't in my computer's dictionary... I'll leave it like that. The opening ceremony was a bit of background info on the occurring of the whole celebration, and who is responsible for it all to happen. We got in about ten minutes later.

We had a bit of a free roam  until we were invited to have some lunch. Since we were only allowed in the main lobby and foyer areas, there wasn't much space to sit around, so we took advantage of the stairs when we got chance and claimed a couple for ourselves to sit on.

Shortly followed a lion dance in the street. It kind of lived up to its name: street party. A long chain of men were holding poles that controlled a different segment of the lion, but the front man held what could have been described as a giant patterned lollipop or a demented Belisha Beacon. Anyways, it looked cool, and lasted about 10 minutes, I can't remember now.

We went to buy some raffle tickets then looked out the window to enjoy the view.

At around 1500, out came the dragon costumes and the dragon dance commenced! It lasted an ultra amount of time and I'd already seen variations on it before at other reunions-stroke-festivals-stroke-parties on the street or at a venue. They didn't at all put me off this dragon dance since they're all different in one or more different ways. One thing I've never seen is a dragon try to eat a cabbage and spit it out - or even lose an eye and kick it around - until today. So, that be more elements of dragon dances I can add to my mental dragon dance element list.

1600. The raffle draw commenced. I couldn't get close enough to see what was going on, so I tried to hear what was going on as well as I could, and peered through the stairs to hear some numbers. We didn't win anything. Oh well, we only spent £5 on tickets, so there's no big loss, and the money raised will probably be spent on next year's party. Just like the annual shipwreck reunion party, the celebrations only run on volunteers and donations.

1630 and it's time to go. It did end early and - yes - events did get missed out. But still we had a great time and can't wait for next year's!!

WI and WG, signing out.

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Happy 2007th Birthday, Jesus!

Alright, it may be New Year's Eve, but still...

This week has been quite an event. Not like any other week, but, ultimately inevitable - it was Christmas! Well here's an update of what happened recently:

Opened about four presents, they were books, money and et cetera. This was on Christmas Day by the way. Yeah, on the same day all seven of us who happened to be residing under the same roof went to a cousin's house to have a party. My family isn't really that big, just two cousins decided to occupy the space we didn't use. Not a worry now - they've gone back to do some work or whatever they'd be wound up with.

Nevertheless a great party! We caught a glance of Doctor Who at 1850 then departed back home for the rest. We missed a scarce five minutes of it on the way back.

The day after Boxing Day was when I created The Deity Forum. You'll find it here. Register if you like, or just look around. Nothing much has happened yet, but that's inevitable for some forum that's only just been created.

Few days later I watched Titanic. Even though it's the fourth time I've seen it, it was still dramatic!

Well then, that's about it.

Best regards for the New Year.
WI
WG

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Artificial Obliviousness

Hey, any surviving members of the public,

At the moment, you're probably all using artificial obliviousness (taking a few attempts to get even that typed) unless you're reading this. Most people don't know that this exists, and yet I've had about 900 hits already (yeah I know my hit counter is obsolete). All of these brackets are probably getting you mesmerised, but it's not my fault because nothing happens enough in the world around here that I can blog about. So I have to call the shots and make some history.

It's actually really easy to blog about nothing - as you can see I'm doing well - but it has no meaning, inevitably. To have the skill to type as much as I do is wonderous, I've heard. Although, my brain hurts trying to find some word that actually will follow on to what I'm typing, so ultimately less is produced.

Well I've found something to keep your mind from the irate - 20 days to Christmas! That's inevitable - it happens every year, but what's became ironic is the real meaning of Christmas, which you'll most probably know. It's not imperative to know so, but just somewhat important for believers.

If you scroll down you'll see a new module. It's labelled Video and contains my two new videos that I made with a friend. Watch them in delight! I've also made a YouTube account otherwise all of that wouldn't be possible. Just search WinerIdimbite in Channels and see my almost-empty space.


Thanks,
WI
WG

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Deity Terminology v2.0

It's now become official that these changes occured to the civilians of Dekezzi:
(If you've been sent here by a poster titled 'HP Source,' the full article can be accessed if you scroll down loads. Please post a comment if it's possible to do so. If not, then you still can if you have a MSN Messenger or WLM account. Just click on Your Space and add one. Then become my friend and comment. Easy and fast and reliable and efficient.)

-Deities-
Deity - A member of The Deity Clan, mainly used as a collective noun.
Idiote - A member of The Deity Clan.
Idiospecialist - A gifted member of The Deity Clan holding magical qualities.
Idimbite - A member of The Idiot Club.
Idio - A member of The Deity Clan that falls in two or more categories.
Idiotec - A senior member of The Idiot Club. Also an Idio of all positions.
Gangsta - An alley loiterer found in groups of three or four.
Gangsta Idimbite - A Gangsta of the highest order, working for The Deity Clan.

-Devilishes-
Devilish - A member of The Devilish Clan, mainly used as a colelctive noun.
Dreadknight - A minion of The Devilish Clan.

-Neutrals-
Calhoun - No information known on even his last name! He was never seen after the 2999 incident.

-Organisiations-
The Idiot Club - The centre of The Deity Clan.
TIC - An abbreviation for The Idiot Club.
The Deity Clan - A peacemaking institute at war with The Devilish Clan.
TDyC - An abbreviation for The Deity Clan.
The Devilish Clan - A group devoted to the destruction of The Deity Clan.
TDhC - An abbreviation for The Devilish Clan.

-Items-
The Deity Items - Useful gadgets used for the use of The Deity Clan.
The Devilish Items - Malicious gadgets used to aid The Devilish Clan's aim.
Warpmailer - Used to send post over long distances fast.
Warpboard - Used to get people far fast.

-Idiotecs-
Winer Idimbite - The Overlord of Overlords of The Deity Clan.
Ace Idimbite - The Overlord of Adventure department.
Paper Face Idimbite - The Overlord of Science department.
Burger Face Idimbite - The Overlord of Cooking department.
Goop of Doom Idimbite - The Overlord of Magic department.
GoD - An abbreviation for Goop of Doom.
Rocky Idimbite - The Overlord of Thievery department.
Idiot Idimbite - The Overlord of Impulsive Thinking department.
Slasher Idimbite - The Overlord of Combat department.

-Idimbites-
Jakob Jarr - The Lord of Intelligence whose Overlord is GoD. Excels in calculations.
Comrad Exza - The Lord of Strength whose Overlord is Slasher. Excels in spelling.
George Washington - The Lord of Dexterity whose Overlord is Rocky. Excels in memory.
Ian Iron - The Lord of Endurance whose Overlord is Idiot. Excels in computing.

-Gangstas-
Too many to name - they're self-assigned!

-Gangsta Idimbites-
Wickedo Gangsta - Someone real living in the real world.
Dangerous Gangsta - Someone real living in the real world.
Evsta Gangsta - Someone real living in the real world.

-Devilishes-
Stupidiot Devilish - Winer's rival, the Skytracer.
Zyxwax Devilish - Ace's rival, the Dreadknight.
Bobadobolous Devilish - Paper Face's rival, the Shapeshifter.
Ziggedygaga Devilish - Burger Face's rival, the Witchdoctor.
? Devilish - GoD's rival.
? Devilish - Rocky's rival.
? Devilish - Idiot's rival.
? Devilish - Slasher's rival.
? Devilish - Jakob's rival.
? Devilish - Comrad's rival.
? Devilish - George's rival.
Docx Devilish - Ian's rival.
? Devilish - Wickedo's rival.
? Devilish - Dangerous's rival.
? Devilish - Evsta's rival.

-Westerns-
Dreadknight - A minion of The Devilish Clan.
Civilian - A normal living person supporting The Devilish Clan.

-Easterns-
Civilian - A normal living person supporting The Deity Clan.

-Places-
Dekezzi - The planet people took refuge on when the Earth was destroyed by The Devilish Clan
Western Hemisphere - The zone The Devilish Clan owns. The Westerns follow Stupidiot.
Lesterday - The county of Devilish.
Eastern Hemisphere - The zone The Deity Clan owns. The Easterns follow Winer.
Deityshire - The county of Deity.
Gangstershire - A Gangsta county within Deityshire.
Deityvale - The town of Deity.
Idiotvale - An urban city in Gangstershire.
Deity Boulevard - A road devoted to Deity.

HP Source is just below!
New faces come, inspired by the mythical characters made by Dangerous Gangsta (Bobadobolous and Doctor Ziggedygaga).

Bye,
Winer Idimbite.

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HP Source

Yesterday, I went on an exciting trip to London with the school! It was fantastic as you will see.

Part 1: Preparation

Thu 15/11, 1600
Okay so this was two days ago, but some events happened that don't happen every day. I came back home from school and explained what was needed for tomorrow. In the process, I asked if we could have dinner early so that I'd be able to get up at the right time the following day, with aid from the alarm.

Thu 15/11, 1730
Dinner was served. It was the usual food I'd eat so it's not that important. But after dinner, I packed everything in my bag that I needed, and discussed what I might or might not need. I then prepared for an early sleep.

Thu 15/11, 1930
Found it hard to sleep because it was about two hours earlier than the normal time. I set my alarm back two hours aswell. But I did eventually get a good few hours of sleep.

Deity Rating: 60% - Cold, but a new experience.

Part 2: Getting There

Fri 16/11, 0440
The alarm went off. I took a five-minute snooze then left my room for the bathroom. As soon as I left my bed, the pure of coldness got to me! I brushed my teeth in this coldness, and dressed in my school uniform. It was a bit warmer. Then I had a meat pasta for breakfast, warming me up. I had a few minutes left so I checked I had everything. The radiators turned on, so I sat there for a few minutes. We set off in my school uniform.

Fri 16/11, 0545
Went to school in the car. The readout read 0°C when we went in. I was shivering all over, in my coat and scarf. When we pulled out of the drive and onto the main road, it then read -1°C. Driving towards the roundabout, it read -2°C, and exitting out of it, I felt the coldness get colder... And colder... And colder. You bet I was glad when I arrived at school, although usually I wouldn't be.

Deity Rating: 30% - It was worth it...

Part 3: The Journey To London

Fri 16/11, 0600
We departed from the school and then travelled over roads and motorways (mainly the M40), and it took forever! When there were no roadsigns to look at, I sat and read my book for about 40 pages. I then looked at what my friends were doing: playing on their handheld consoles, playing word games, playing memory games, and just generally chatting. From where I was sat, I saw I was the only one reading a book. That probably wasn't the case, really, but even so, I was the only one from where I could see.

Fri 16/11, 0745
To signify that we were half way there, we stopped at the Oxford service station for a toilet break and a small snack. It was cool, though it was cold, because we passed through an arch to get into the actual facilities.We passed through more arches, and we were inside the service station. There were no doors, and the borders of the shops in the services weren't obvious. We were there for a toilet break, and they were near state-of-the-art. Again, no doors, apart from cubicles. The toilets offered photosensitive hand driers, photosensitive taps, and the unbelievable photosensitive urinals and cisterns! No, not really, but they had photosensitive flushes. A photosensitive urinal would hack into your brain and you might miss if you're off guard... But they haven't been invented, yet.

Fri 16/11, 0830
At this time, we were saying that people back at school would just be going in. As the time flew, we marked more important times, like when the register was handed in, when they'd go down to assembly, and when lessons began (and what lessons were attended). More frantic antics like moving seats and swapping games and consoles to play on... But I just read more of my book to pass the time, although I was usually interrupted by passing people wanting the seat next to me. After a good wait, we were in London.

Fri 16/11, 0915
Arrival at... London. But this was just the suburban area, where there's less traffic.We were fast approaching the outer city, then we were slowed out bigtime by the traffic of the inner city, and it took us ages to get the centre of London. So, to keep dying by boredom at bay, I kept on reading my book.

Fri 16/11, 0945
Nearing the centre of London. Good sights here, and they were mentioned when my headteacher pointed them out. I kept reading my book and listened to the story and the tour. When we passed super grand buildings like Westminster Abbey, the HP,  Big Ben, and the London Eye, I put my book down and marvelled in marvellous joy as I've never actually seen such magnificent buildings up close and personal. It was so fabulous to be able to do that, I can't stress how good it was! And the real sightseeing hadn't yet started, I was told.

Deity Rating: 100% - Super wicked!

Part 4 will come after the break - the playlist has stopped, so that means I need to take a break from using the computer. I'm hungry anyway so I'm going to have breakfast now. Bye!

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Yeah! I'm back for more of the epic adventures of London! I hope you're all ears for Part 4.

Part 4: London Town

Fri 16/11, 1000
Here we saw the great Trafalgar Square. It was more than I'd have thought, but we ate our lunch here nonetheless. Did you know that there's a toilet in the Square? Well there is in there were photosensitive flushers, photosensitive taps, and photosensitive hand driers, again! It was a great experience to sit in Trafalgar Square and eat our lunch there. It was cold, but not freezing, and it wasn't very busy there since it was in the morning. There was a noticeable sign loitering in front of where we were sat, and it was written in five languages. I think they were English, French, German, Hebrew, and Arabic, but correct me if I'm wrong. Two people were on a mission and we helped them on it by having photographs taken with them. The task was to have a photo with school children, and they said they had to have one with a celebrity! I wonder how they did that... But then we had a photo on the steps at Trafalgar Square. I hope to be able to get that printed off and put on my display board. That'll be good.

Fri 16/11, 1030
Cold as we were, walked down The Mall, a massive stretch of road, and did some extra sightseeing. We saw how busy London was at this time - even though it was still very early! - and spotted the London plane trees, a rare breed of tree abundant in London and looks like camouflage in the World Wars. I've seen them before in pictures, but never in real life as abundant as this! Walking down The Mall, I was eating the last element of lunch, my cereal bar, and disposed of the wrapper in St James' Park. It was really astounding as it astounded me when I saw the amount of rubbish on the floor. It was utterly unbelievalble - not one carton, smashed glass, wrapper, or even straw sleeve ended up on the floor. I'd have hated to be the first. But I don't litter anyway.

Fri 16/11, 1045
After a stroll in the park, we headed to Portcullis House. It took a while to get out of the vast park as it was one of the biggest in all of London! That's what to expect in the centre of London. We crossed busy roads and streets, but the congestion wasn't really as bad as the traffic, for obvious reasons. We were told to keep our wits about us. Well, obviously, we don't want to get lost in London and regret being too inquisitive and/or curious about something in the background and spending too much time away from the group. That's super careless. We had a short visit at the gates of Buckingham Palace where the Queen resided, - and she was in - and we watched the sentry guards mirror each other all day. We had a photo in front of the Palace, then moved on.

Deity Rating: 100% - Once in a lifetime experience!

Part 5: Raise the Portcullis

Fri 16/11, 1100
Security was tight on entry of Portcullis House. This was because the House was the gateway to the Houses of Parliament and they didn't want terrorists to get access to the Houses while the Commons or Lords are in session. That's suicide, but if it wasn't for them, the security wouldn't be so tight at Portcullis House. First of all, our Deputy Head went inside to say that we pre-paid our visit to Portcullis House and that we're due for a tour. So then we waited outside for about a minute until a security guard appeared and gave us a visitor sticker to equip at all times while in Portcullis House, so then the guards know that we've been invited and welcomed into the House. When we got our sticker, we entered through the turnstile where they'd only let one person through at a time. After that, we went through a series of serious checks. We had to unequip our bags and coats and they were scanned for potentially harmful items. Then we were scanned through this massive arch that bleeps when metal is detected. If it bleeped, a man or woman would come to frisk us and do a full body search for any potentially harmful weapons. But what if you were carrying a plastic knife? No, that's not harmful. It would snap before bloodshed. The detectors didn't find anything harmful on me and didn't detect any metal that could be of a weapon on entry. Now isn't that lucky? No, it was imperatively inevitable.

Fri 16/11, 1110
Ten minutes after the check in, we took a look around the immense building. It looked infinite and super grand, but then I quickly realised that I'd seen nothing yet. Shortly after, we were introduced to our tour guides. They took us to the toilets, which offered photosensitive taps, photosensitive hand driers, and photosensitive flushers, and then had a presentation in the special room. We had a discussion and then made our own parties.We narrowly won the voteing and became mini Prime Ministers for a while. We were issued with cool little badges with an own on them. We were then asked why there's an owl on the badge. Apparently, as they said, the collective noun for owl is parliament! Wow, I didn't know that. We then went underground, making our way for the big tour - the Houses of Parliament.

Deity Rating: 160% - We won!

Part 6: HP Source

Fri 16/11, 1200
We entered the ancient building of Westminster Hall where our big group of 25 divided into two almost equal groups. We had one tour guide each and walked up the super stairs of the echoey Hall, where we entered the Houses of Parliament. Past the shop we went, looking up and around, scrutinising everything and marvelling at the great heights of the ceiling.We stopped at the Central Lobby and continued on forwards into the Queen's Dressing Room. Everything in here was grand and we saw the secret hidden passage door, leading into the first flushing toilet. We then proceeded into the room with loads of books in, where it supposedly records all of the words ever said in session, both in the House of Lords and House of Commons. Then, we moved on into a neutral room, where both Lords and Commons could go into. We learnt the full history of both sides, and how they worked and how they work nowadays. Great paintings we saw all the way, and we saw great paintings by the great artist, and we even learnt about them and how we can't preserve them because we don't know what the artist used on his portrait. It's apparently supposed to fade away in time...

Then we walked back into the Central Lobby, but this time took a turn into the House of Lords. We saw where the sessions took place, and the seats were so important we weren't allowed to sit in them! We talked about the history of the Lords in Medieval times. We went to the House of Commons then, also via the Central Lobby. The session room was noticeably smaller than that of the Lords, and then we learn about their history too.

We made our way back to Westminster Hall, stopping for a shopping phase on the way. We then had a toilet break with - yes, you guessed it - photosensitive taps, photosensitive flushes, and photosensitive hand driers. We then said goodbye and thank you to our tour guide as he went back into Portcullis House, and we went through another big turnstile back outside.

Deity Rating: 240% - Super grande!

Part 7: Poke the Eye

Fri 16/11, 1430
We went to claim our tickets and then went on a flight on the London Eye. It took about half an hour to get all the way around, but it was well worth it! We split into two groups again as there wasn't enough space in just one pod. We did major sightseeting from up there and we saw:
  1. Houses of Parliament
  2. London Eye
  3. Gherkin
  4. Oxo Tower
  5. Tower of London
  6. Wembley Stadium
  7. Westminster Abbey
  8. Buckingham Palace
  9. Portcullis House
  10. And loads of buildings!
We had ultra fun up there and took a super amount of pictures of us in the pods. It was super. I felt disorientated when we stepped out of the pod because we were oscillating for the past thirty minutes.

Deity Rating: 150% - Whoa!

Part 8: Performing Arts

Fri 16/11, 1500
There were statues of people down a busy footpath and they were standing in front of a pot of money. When you put money in the pot, they'd start moving as if they were animated. It was cool! They'd get you in positions perfect for picture taking. Then, they'd become a statue again.

There was a magician with a glass ball. He could do cool tricks with his glass ball and this performing artist was different. He got his money after he performed. It was really cool and he was super skilled! If I could see it again, I would.

Deity Rating: 90% - Clever people.

The playlist stopped again! I'm going for some lunch now, so I'll be back in a bit.

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Back from my lunch and now for the third episode of the adventure!

Part 9: Going back

Fri 16/11, 1600
There wasn't really much to look forward to since we'd done everything, but it took us an hour just to get out of London, another hour and a half to get to services, and two more hours to get home. Exactly the same antics occurred in almost the same order and I was, bored as I was, playing with the cards I'd bought from the souvenir shop. They were expensive, but, ultimately, I took home part of the Parliament's gold. Not real gold, but super shiny gold paint. Now I can play double solitaire! It got dark mega fast-ly and it was pitch black when we arrived at Oxford services. We arrived back home forty minutes late.

Deity Rating: 40% - Couldn't see anything.

Part 10: Home, Sweet Home

Fri 16/11, 2030
I told the tale over and over to all of my family members, and haven't finished yet. That's what this blog is for. I had a long, hot bath that drained all remaining energy that managed to stay in me. I had a late night and slept extremely easily.

Deity Rating: 50% - I like storytelling.




Whew! That was a breeze - not! I hope I've shared my experiences with you - they were ace!
This is the biggest blog I have ever done! I just hope you've read it carefully.
By the way, if you've seen the extremely rare poster-stroke-recount-stroke-article-stroke-story, then you're lucky! There's only one of these around in the world. Post a comment and sign my guestbook if you have seen it. Thanks!

I began this blog entry at 09:26:26 and ended it at 13:04:54.
It was edited on 17/11 at 13:04:01.
It was edited again on 18/11 at 19:49:52.
It was edited yet again on 28/11 at 20:06:58.

Total points: 1020
Total events: 10
Average DyR: 102%
(DyR is Deity Rating. Don't mistake it with DhR, Devilish Rating, meaning the total opposite.)

See you later, civilians!

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Try This If It Doesn't Kill You

One lazy after school evening, I had nothing to do. So, bored as I was, I randomly ripped a bit of white tack into mini pieces and stuck and shaped them into the shape of letters. It read 'IDIOT.'

So, what did I do with the idiot tack? I stuck it on the radiator! Then, after about an hour later, I ripped it off and there was still some remains of white on the radiator. Then I got what I pulled off and dabbed over the debris. Yeah, that gave me a ball of white tack.

Now you're asking, 'Yeah, so what?' If not, do so now. My point is that heated white tack is super stretchy! It radiates heat for a while, and it heats for longer if you stretch it continuously. It stays stretchy for an even longer while. You try it. It probably would work with Blu Tac, but I haven't tried.

I blogged this just for fun. No particular reason.

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Death By Paperwork

This week, if you're in my school you shall know that we all received a mountain of paperwork to do across all subjects.

Target setting. What a horror! We all know our strengths and weaknesses so why we do this I have almost no idea... No I do really know - it's some kind of work aid, see what you need to improve on and resolve that a bit, and generally be good at what you do.

You may have already seen the message on receiving a free section of the book from me. If not, you're not chosen, unfortunately. Sorry! On a few accounts, if you're not chosen you may be in the short future, providing I get your e-mail address and you satisfy the criteria:
  • You are a close friend
  • You know The Deity System
Then you may receive an e-mail. For those who have already received, there are still 9 copies left of the special 3-chapter book. 1 full book has been taken, so you've missed out on the title of Chapter 4 and my notes on the next few chapters, so you know what happens before I've even written it! But don't fret as 3 chapters is ace! Later entries will only get 2, remember, so you're in luck.

Come on! The offer has been on for a few days now, and it's a great offer! You can't afford to turn it down.

Thanks for reading, civilians.

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Death By Homework

This week I was literally smothered by homework as I received five homeworks last Tuesday.

Well, obviously being in Year 8 there's much more responsibility, but that doesn't mean death by homework! I've been feeling less content lately because of this... But at least it's out of the way - whatever! Just blogging about this fact makes it more worthwhile for no particular reason. Now let's compare this to Year 5, 6, and 7.

Now the Diary Planners (or should I say Dairy Planners - they're half-pint compared to the new massive ones) are smaller by half according to the parentheses, brackets, or whatever you call them. They look tiny now I've taken them down and now I'm so used to the big ones.
In Year 5, I had an average of 2 homeworks per week.
In Year 6, I had an average of 3 homeworks per week.
In Year 7, I had an average of 4 homeworks per week.
And in Year 8, I have an average of 6 homeworks per week.
I've noticed that my homework reaches critical potential at the beginning of the year, then the teachers realise that they're giving way too much so they only give one each between themselves. In other words, I get the most homework at the beginning of the year and not much at the end.

Who created homework?! Why should you do schoolwork at home? It's just not right - schoolwork schould be done at school, not home. That's why it's called schoolwork. And yet you have to do it at home?! I know what I'm talking about in lessons thank you very much.

If you are a teacher reading this, then no offence. There's not much chance of a teacher reading this anyway. Take the action you want - more homework, less homework, same homework - whatever.

I'll stop bragging about the subject that everyone hates if you tell me to shut up.
SHUT UP!

Alright already keep your chain mail on!
In a bit, Idiotes!

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The Deity Terminology Revised

Here we go! All of the main Deity stuff and berserk things here. Here we go!

-Misc-
Idiote - A member of The Deity Clan.
Idiospecialist - A higher member of The Deity Clan.
Idimbite - A member of The Idiot Club.
Idiotec - A senior member of The Idiot Club.
Gangsta - Alley loiterers found in groups of three or four.
Gangsta Idimbite - Gangstas of the highest order.
Devilish - The bad side.
The Idiot Club - The central of The Deity Clan.
The Deity Clan - A war organising institute.
The Devilish Clan - A group devoted to the destruction of The Deity Clan.
The Deity Items - Useful gadgets used for the use of The Deity Clan.
The Devilish Items - Malicious gadgets used to aid The Devilish Clan's aim.
Warpmailer - Used to send post over long distances fast.
Warpboard - Used to get people far fast.

-Idiotecs-
Winer Idimbite - The lord of The Deity Clan.
Ace Idimbite - Adventure department.
Paper Face Idimbite - Science department.
Burger Face Idimbite - Cooking department.
Goop of Doom Idimbite - Magic department.
GoD - An abbreviation for Goop of Doom.
Rocky Idimbite - Thievery department.
Idiot Idimbite - Impulsive thinking department.
Slasher Idimbite - Combat department.

-Idimbites-
Jakob Jarr - The intelligent Idimbite.
Comrad Exza - The super speller.
George Washington - The president of facts and figures.
Ian Iron - The computer man.

-Gangstas-
Too many to name - they're self-assigned!

-Gangsta Idimbites-
Wickedo Gangsta - Someone real living in the real world.
Dangerous Gangsta - Someone real living in the real world.
Evsta Gangsta - Someone real living in the real world.

-Devilishes-
 Devilish - Winer's rival.
Zyxwax Devilish - Ace's rival.
 Devilish - Paper Face's rival.
 Devilish - Burger Face's rival.
 Devilish - GoD's rival.
 Devilish - Rocky's rival.
 Devilish - Idiot's rival.
 Devilish - Slasher's rival.
 Devilish - Jakob's rival.
 Devilish - Comrad's rival.
 Devilish - George's rival.
Docx Devilish - Ian's rival.
 Devilish - Wickedo's rival.
 Devilish - Dangerous's rival.
 Devilish - Evsta's rival.

-Westerns-
Dreadknights - Minions of Zyxwax.
Civilians - Normal living people.

-Easterns-
Civilians - Normal living people.

-Places-
Dekezzi - The planet people took refuge on when the Earth was destroyed by The Devilish Clan
Western Hemisphere - The zone The Devilish Clan owns. The Westerns follow Zyxwax.
Lesterday - The county of Devilish.
Eastern Hemisphere - The zone The Deity Clan owns. The Easterns follow Winer.
Deityshire - The county of Deity.
Gangstershire - A Gangsta county within Deityshire.
Deityvale - The town of Deity
Idiotvale - An urban city in Gangstershire.
Deity Boulevard - A road devoted to Deity.

Okay that's all! You should get it after this.

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Je Suis Wicked

Yeah, that's right. Haven't decided why yet, just wanted to say that. Well, you get the idea, I'm blogging for no particular reason. There is actually one reason: I haven't done it in ages. So I just went and thought - let's do it!

If you are reading this, great! If not, then that's stupid... But oh well.

Okay done.

Bye, Idimbites.

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40th Blog, 100th Visit.

This is approximately my 40th blog entry and YOU are my 100th visitor! Or 101st, 102nd... It all depends on who came before you. Leave a comment NOW and you'll get a prize! Yes, that's anyone who posts a comment on this blog! All you need is an e-mail address and/or your own WL Space. And, yes, you have to be my friend.

Okay so the prize isn't something posted to your door - that would be too expensive - but it's still cool!

That's all it takes! Easy or what?! Come, get your prize now! You'd be an idiot not to.
Thanks, Idimbites and non-Idimbites.

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The World's Gone To Sleep

I'm getting lonely up here...

But I'll put some stuff anyone on my friends list can view soon. They'll be cool. But for now, what's changed is this:
  • No more syndication.
  • 8 cool Korn videos on the sidebar.
Not much happens anymore. I'm candidate for school council as usual this year. A normal school day where nothing happens. Bebo seems popular so maybe I'll sign up and put nothing on there also..? Yeah, that'll surely give me more hits on my Live Space.

I'll live my life where nothing happens but the normal this and that. Not that I want something to happen. It could be bad. It could be fatal.

But on the other hand it could work in my favour.

Bye, non-Idimbites.

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Winer Idimbite was listening to Korn - Hushabye when this blog was written!
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Broken Lift

Today was a twisted day, actually. As the last day of the summer holidays, I blogged this entry a bit late, but somehow that's good.

Went to Birmingham Bullring. Nothing wrong with that. Ate out in a Chinese restaurant in the Chinese Quarter. That's normal too. Went to a bank to send some money. We always do that! Well the reason why this particular day is twisted is unknown, but a number of ambulance vehicles came whizzing past when we were dining upstairs in the luxury restaurant. I recognised the ambulance siren and then looked out of the window to see what happened. Nothing much, just cars giving way to the ambulance that cut across the two roads. Maybe that's why people get rushed to hospital!

The food was great! This was a rare occasion when I thought the rice was better than the noodles - the rice was fried and noodles just didn't taste like the ones I'm used to eating. That wasn't a problem, but it was still nice. We paid the apparently expensive sum and tipped the restaurant a bit too. (That means extra money to them, not as in spilling tea over!) After that refreshing start, we headed over to third floor car park to put something in the car boot. The restaurant let us take home anything we didn't finish and eat it there.

Up and down.

So then after, we went round the back of the bullring where the fruit and veg stalls were held under corrugated steel awnings supplied by the Birmingham Council. We took away a heavy seven bags of groceries, all bought at bargain prices. Then returned to the car to pack those away too.

Up.

I received a telephone call up the lift. Unfortunately, my phone needed maintenance with the screen as it was broken. I tried to answer blind but was unsuccessful... Nevertheless, the bags went in the car, the real reason why we went this far.

And down.

Yet again received a telephone call that I could actually answer this time! It last 22 seconds. Don't know why I put that, I just felt like it at the time.

Then we spent a quickie in the indoor market. We bought some meat. Fish, pork and chicken I think. And maybe some duck.

Back up the lift. In the car and back home. On the way back home I saw another ambulance but going another way this time.

Listening to a new slbum by the same artist. This one's called Untitled because it was released without a title!

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Winer Idimbite was listening to Korn - Kiss when this blog was written!
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Another Book in the Bookcase

Well this is a late blog! Very late indeed. I was supposed to write this one on Tuesday but it seems I'm writing it on Thursday. I'm listening to a new playlist at the moment: Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald music and sound effects. If you want some just say so! If you want anything just say so!

I've been playing Dungeon Siege lately and I've advanced to level 42 - not sure if you'll know what that might mean - but it's all round a good game. I'm going to turn Syndication off in a bit because so far no-one but myself has syndicated to receive updates on my space... Not many people read this anyway. Well, I don't read many people's because they never blog as much as me! Then what is the point of keeping a blog(?) Well I don't know. I hope what's keeping you people off from reading isn't mumble mumble drone... Well it's never mumble mumble drone or even rhubarb! (Count how many sentences start with 'Well'!) So it's your life - your choice, so make it a good one!

The actual occasion blog.

It was a great day out two days ago. We arrived relatively early to have most of the beach to ourselves - well we did most of the day we were so far up - and stayed there for a lot of the day. Breakfast was eaten light at home in preparation for the big 3-hour car journey - yet again! - and not to feel nauseous within the first 15 minutes of driving. That would be a disarster (Remove an R if you're offended by them!)

We went rockpooling with our newly bought nets and swished them up and down the rockpools. We caught a load of fish and even one crab! Unfortunately, they all died! Boo.

After a brief toilet break, we had lunch with clean hands. This entirely consisted of chicken wings and drumsticks, some rice, and spinach soup. It was yum, not usually something we'd eat at home.

Then we spent until 1800 or so until we went back home and through the narrow roads. Why did someone have to create those?! They hardly fit one car let alone two, so we had to give way for some big 'uns to get past or we've lost our wing mirror.

Then we stopped at some services - luckily better than the other ones - to pick up some petrol and another toilet break after the long journey to get there. After regaining petrol, we regained speed and regained bearing to regain our position to get back home... Sounds more like a pit stop in a F1 race more like a service station on the M5.

We finally arrived home tired and weary. And hungry. A whole day out and active... Now that's something to achieve. Well that sort of covers it. Need to regain energy after typing really rapidly on this new and hardy keyboard now. And - no - not the wrestler Hardy, more like hardy plants. A good chance to grow.

I'm going to upload some pictures when I have the time to. But for now, bye!

Oh yeah. If you read this blog or even a word out of it via my space's webpage, you MUST leave a message. I'm lonely from getting messages from only two people - one of which is me! Break the rules on the first blog if you must - I don't care anymore. They sounded silly anyway.

Thanks, non-Idimbites and Idimbites.

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Weak Up!

Yes, this blog was actually started at 0559 - your eyes aren't deceiving you it's that early. I've woken up this early for a reason, one of not very many, apparently. Today we're doing to set sail to Wales in a car. We're going to have a nice day out by the seaside and visit our uncle and his children while they pack up their camping gear and return home later today. Not much of the future can be foretold at the moment, so I'll update you on that maybe some other time. But I'll run you by with the hard night in the inferno room I was sleeping in.

At this point I was typing in a font wider than Verdana because the computer's language settings changed without me knowing it would. It chose Chinese for some reason and it cam out in a font that's clear to read... But this one is! Chinese keyboards are complicated...

Last night I went to bed at 2030, whereas normally it's 2200 to 2300 in the holidays, but I needed to get up early for obvious reasons. It was so hot yesterday! Even the windows were open, but my problem was that the wind was blowing the wrong way.
I never got to sleep in the end... Well not properly anyway - it was incinerating. The searing flames meant that I could only go to sleep for a couple of minutes then wake back up again, knowing that I'll be able to hear the clock ticking every second of the night. But the volcano erupted when I realised* why I couldn't get to sleep, despite the heat. It was a sort of pressure. A pressure that's hard to describe. It's sort of related to the irony you get (or at least some of you) when you give yourself a target time to wake up by and you find that you actually wake up miles earlier. So maybe I couldn't get back to sleep because I've already woken up? Well ultimately, the indefinite time I woke up was about ten minutes before sunrise.

*This poo dictionary thinks that realised is spelt with a Z! A zed! Yes, not a zee, a zed. Other words 'apparently' misspelt: poo, spelt, misspelt, zee. Spelt is a term of to spell and misspelt is the opposite you would've figured. Poo you'd probably know the meaning of, I hope. I@m not going to explain it to you! And zee?! This is an American dictionary I can't believe they didn't put zee in the dictionary! It's in the alphabet so I suppose that's enough, don't you? This American keyboard typeset is silly - I put I@m instead of I'm. It would look better as I"m.

Okay I've finished blogging. I've blogged downstairs today which is one thing I don't normally do. Another ting - okay isn't in the dictionary! Idiot...

Right goodbye. Hail to Idimbites and non-Idimbites... Not even that is in the dictionary!!

--Winer Idimbite didn't listen to any music today because he blogged downstairs.

--Brought to you by me. Who else?

Similarities Between Whatever and Hamburger

They're both compound words. Who wants to know? Me, of course! Well another difference is that both are relatively long words, and they both end with -er. Not like the song I'm listening to. That's -or. Yes, Twisted Transistor. 'A lonely life where no-one understands you. But don't give up because the music do! Music do! Music do! Music do! Music do..!'

But that's not the point of this relatively short blog. This blog is about differences. Differences between the start of the holidays and the relative end (although we still have relatively 2 weeks left until we join down, the opposite of break up!) and so I'll quickly run through that now.

Oh and the music has changed. Politics is on! 'Everyone's corrupt. You should just shut up. Lay down, back off. The demon you disrupted...' Another great song.

Well for one, I was playing Serious Sam at the start of the holidays and now I'm playing Dungeon Siege. Both are roleplay games and involve guns. They are also both 12+ games too. Also, the start of the holidays began with rainstorms and now we could be getting heatwaves with the searing flames that are coming down right now. One obvious one is that before was the start of the holidays in July and this is near the end of the holiday in August.

And the track has changed again! I'm generating more ideas for what to write next... 'Weeping rose of Jeremiah. Drops of blood drip off your petals. Representing all our tears. In a ring of burning metal.' This is Hypocrites.

Anything else to note. I think not, so I'll end my blog on a high note.
Eep!

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Winer Idimbite was listening to Korn - Hypocrites when this blog was written!
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Oil Rig Rescue

Whew! Last night was a great night! The 19th 036 reunion was staged at their new venue, and it all started when the 036 liner got stranded in the sea for a few days, and the occupants (one of which was co-incidently my uncle) didn't have much food left, so they had to call for help.

A British oil cargo tanker was in sight one day, and one of the desparate stranded swam to the oil cargo for help, then, on its way back, the tanker cruised the people back to shore.

But what happened this year wasn't much different than last year's as it's always the same every year. That makes it cool. The new venue was much larger, and we had two halls in the sports centre for rent, and the pre-paid food and drink was on the house. No profits were intended on that night, and I think that that's a great idea.

When we arrived at about 1200-ish, they were still setting up. We were one of the first people there, but even so, we had some baguettes to eat. There was a lot of bread in one roll, and within that were slices of Vietnamese pork ham and English cucumber. It was great, but I thought the bread was a bit hard... That's just out of donations, though. You could order as many drinks as you like - Coca Cola, lemonade, J2O, alcohol, etc... - and stay for lunch and dinner when the time is right. It's just like any other full meal: rice, Vietnamese ham, cucumber, sour vegetables, and two kinds of pork. The sour vegetables don't taste like sour milk as you may think. It's actually quite nice. It's prepared with pickled sauce and maybe lemons if they're that posh.

There were acts and songs too. You could do karaoke with modern songs - Chinese or English - bought with the donation money yet again. Also there was paper to draw on for the drawing competitions and other stuff. It was great!

Well I've covered about everything. After our great day at Coventry, we drove back home here and arrived at around 1700. Another thing: you have to be invited to go, so you have to be a relative to one that was actually on the 036 19 years ago. Well, that's how I think it works.

At the end of the show, people ask for donations to make next year's party better than ever! The more you put in, the more you'll get out. You do the mathemat.

Respect, Gangsta Idimbites. Only three of them in the world.

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Winer Idimbite was listening to Korn - Love Song when this blog was written!
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Picnic in the Park

Yes, you've got to admit, the park is the place for a great picnic. No doubt it was! Scrummy yummy food for your tummy and loads of stuff to do there too! Great fun, great fun indeed, and there was so much to do in the three hours that we had! Now you've read the brief version of the story, read the detailed one.

Last night, my parents went to get some picnic food to contribute with the big eat. We had to suggest what we wanted to eat, so then at least we would be happy with what we had. Nice chicken drumsticks and wings, with a pile of sausages too. So they went to get that. Yum yum!

Then early this morning, around 0900 to 1000, we packed the food in a metal box, and brought along some plastic cutlery and utensils (they're the same thing!) and shallow transparent plastic microwavable boxes to eat out of. We left at 1200 and the short journey to Sander's Park, Bromsgrove was a quick one and enjoyable - I was reading on the way. I was reading a lot of the time we spent there, but didn't get that far, as usual. At the front of the parking position, we found a tennis ball which is now in my possession!

At around 1230, we had lunch. Everyone had arrived by then (we were the first) so then we decided that it would be good to eat now and have loads of time to play. We chose a spot and settled to it, conveniently located metres* away from the front gate of the playground.

*My idiot Firefox dictionary doesn't know the border between US and UK. Ironic that only the US dictionary is available. Don't know why it's ironic, it just is. That word is marked with a red underlining.

We played in the playground - that's what it's there for - and had a walk... To the toilet. Then back. That lasted for a few hours or so, (no, not the toilet visit,) then we set off, back to our domain. At this point, it was closing in 1600.

Haha! Nice blog, short paragraphs, easy reading! It probably won't ever be like this again. And we forgot to bring a camera. Oops.
Non-Idimbites will be ejected unless you become one now!

I haven't installed an ejecting device yet. Eject your CD/DVD Drive. That'll do!

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Winer Idimbite was listening to Korn - Throw Me Away when this blog was written!
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