Yesterday, I encountered several encounters encountering the encounter of electricity endgame. Did I mention they encountered it? Well first I was at the pool, and on departure, I encountered lights turning off, and the music stopped dramatically! I also encountered that the lifeguard encountered that he had to shout "Everyone out of the pool!"

 

How many encounters is that?

 

Well the lights come back on, so I could be on my way, without bumping into anything, or anyone. The real encounter was when we finished shopping at Tesco, and it took - hear this - more than one hour - yes, more than one hour! - to get out of just the car park!!!! On the way there, we had to cross crossroads with malfunctioned traffic lights! Dangerman or WHAT!!?!?!?

 

We were inside when the lights came off. The backup lights came on, and we heard that we had to finish shopping ASAP! We did exactly that, and the checkouts were full! We were the first ones to get there, but the last ones to get out! We were going on our way out from the shop, but we were stuck in a traffic jam! Traffic jam in a car park!? You've got to be kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well it was all true, but it took one hour - yes, one hour - just to get out!

 

How many exclamation marks is that?

 

We hit the roads, but there was a mega long queue and we were moving 0.01m/s. The roundabout ahead was quite big, but there were loads of people driving in the darkness along it.

 

Finally back home! We had to get the torch to get all of the shopping bags in the house and to find the candles, but light was running out! We got them in the nick of time and stayed in the darkness lit with candles for what seemed like an hour and a half. I tried the light, but no. When the lights came on, so we made several telephone calls to relatives' mobile telephones and asked if they had power. "No," was the answer.

Yes! It's true! These things really happened to me in one morning:

 

At about 8:45, I left my room to brush my teeth, like anyone else, really! I went in and locked the door, but it bounced out of lock, so I closed it again. It bounced again. I closed it securely this time.

 

When I moved my tongue to the front, I felt something weird... It was a boil. Not a real boil, but a sour milk boil. I clearly remembered that I drank milk the previous day, and I also remembered that I drank sour milk about four years ago. I picked the mirror up and then I scratched it, very lightly. It came off, bared the red underneath. I left it, relieved that the bump was gone. But that was until the next berserk happened directly after...

 

When I was making my toothbrush, (putting toothpaste on it, not literally making one out of material) I saw that I was in the same position as I was when I was looking at my boil. By that time my toothbrush was made, and I swivelled around, ready to start brushing. That was when I saw the toothpaste flying down the sink, straight down the pipe. I was astonished!! And then my sister came and typed this next bit... no you've read it now.

 

That's right, yes, positive, affirmative, true, absolutely. All in a morning!

 

If there's something else that happened, I'll be sure to inform you.