Well it's been a great wait for Korn's new album. It's been two years since they released one, but they're releasing Untitled in about 4 days from now. For a more sophisticated countdown, play some games on http://www.korn.com. See for yourself!

Their previous album was called See You on the Other Side and released in 2005 (I think you've worked that out). I've listened to all of their songs all the same, but the songs the songs that I've most particularly enjoyed were:

1. Twisted Transistor
2. Politics
3. Hypocrites
4. Souvenir
6. Throw Me Away
7. Love Song
8. Open Up
9. Coming Undone
11. Liar
14. Tearjerker

So you can see that I have a mixed taste in my music. The ones I've missed out are 10 Or a 2-Way, Getting Off, For No One, and Seen It All. But they are still good songs, just not the ones that I like most.

But the important bit of this blog is that their new album comes out in just 4 days! And it's still important to reflect in the lake of past... In this case two years.

And a live compilation of songs called Unplugged run by MTV was great as well. It featured Korn (obviously) and they sang with Amy Lee and The Cure in some songs. Their most famous song in this set was Freak on a Leash. Just ask Wikipedia.

Well I can't wait!

Be Idimbitten.

Oi!

I'd be surprised if anyone ever reads this in a million years I'm the most low-profile person on Earth... I think. Well low-profile is good, but not in excessive doses. Well there is some good news to share with no one - Korn typeset KoЯn or KoRn to fit Jonathan Davis' left hand drawing of the original logo will release their new album named Korn (typeset KoЯn or KoRn to fit Jonathan Davis' left hand drawing of the original logo) - Untitled in about 5 days. And - no, Idimbites aren't big and scary so you can come out and stop hiding behind the sofa; that's Doctor Who's department.

Why is nothing happening? Because no-one knows me! That's why. Now put me out of my misery and tell me something new - anything! I'm just so agitated! And it's quite good with this new blog bar, except for the part where the input is way smaller than needed. Idiot! Well one thing it can do is this:

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Draw a nice thin line... Well the point is it's a line... It's got two points - one at each end. And... Why am I talking about a line when I'm using a line of ellipsis..?

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Yes I prefer this side of the line, and seeing that I have nothing better to do, I'll draw something with words - and lines - for edibles.

Idiot                                                                                                                                                                              Not idiot

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|             |                                |                              |                |                   |                          |                      |                         |
|             | Flushing your hand down the toilet.          |                |     Measuring a metre stick     |                      |                          |
|   Bashing your head into a metal wall.                   |                |  with a thirty centimetre ruler  |  Eating your Mathemat book.       |
Buying a PS3 and then throwing it out the window. |      Stabbing an ant with a pencil.  Spinning a globe and becoming dizzy.        |
                                   Throwing a clock across the room to see time fly.                                               Becoming an Idimbite!

Yes, the irony is that the line of idiot is idiot - the items aren't necessarily in the right order. You decide.

Be an Idimbite... Actually do it this time!!

Well today is the last day of the week. Yay! Well today is the last day of the week - yay! - and today is the last day of the half-term. Yay! Well today is the last day of the week - yay! - and today is the last day of the half-term - yay! - and today is the last day of the term. Yay! Well today is the last day of the week - yay! - and today is the last day of the half-term - yay! - and today is the last day of the term - yay! - and today is the last day of the season. Yay! Well today is the last day of the week - yay! - and today is the last day of the half-term - yay! - and today is the last day of the term - yay! - and today is the last day of the season - yay! - and today is the last day of the year. Yay! Yes, today is the last day of the week, the last day of the half-term. the last day of the term, the last day of the season, and the last day of the year. Wow that was a mouthful. And that was just the introduction introducing the last day of the week, the last day of the half-term. the last day of the term, the last day of the season, and the last day of the year. Yes I'm that excited in blogging about the last day of the week, the last day of the half-term. the last day of the term, the last day of the season, and the last day of the year. So maybe I should just get on with... you-know-what.

Well today I went bowling with a group that's not my clan to celebrate that it's the end of the week, the end of the half-term, the end of the term, and the end of the year. The journey to Rubery Hollywood Bowl was a long one, but it was longer on the way back. On the way to the venue, three coaches were used to transport the whole of Year 7 from the school to the alleys. It cost 44.1 gc, but it was worth it! Just £9 for two games with six bowlers, including a full meal for lunch and return transport. It would be more luxurious if it were limo return transfers, but it could possibly cost more than the game itself!

There was a lot of waiting, but the lines flowed easily. We were given our allocated lanes and bowled two games, with me scoring 100 on the first and 86 on the second. One strike, which was recorded on one of my friends' camera, was scored by me on the fourth bowl of the first game. It was great fun for a great value, and I won the first game, and came second on the other. Overall, I had the most total points during the two hours in which we played.

Halfway through the second game, lunch was served. Pizza and chips was on me, and so was a beverage of lemonade. It went down ridiculously fast and we were eating and playing at the same time, well not directly literally the sametime, but you get the idea. I tend to have used the green ball more than any other because it's the heaviest. And heavy means less friction affect means more speed, even if it's one more metre per second. Great fun for the last day of the week, the last day of the half-term. the last day of the term, the last day of the season, and the last day of the year!

Not much happened in the arcade, gamble and win mostly. Definately not as good as the bowling, but that's most obviously.

Nothing happened the rest of the day, but after school was eventful. We had had torrential rain before, and today was no picnic. Last time the elements clashed badly left a flood on the road beneath the main road up above, but this time it was worse. Much worse, even for the last day of the week, the last day of the half-term. the last day of the term, the last day of the season, and the last day of the year. The flood didn't end all day and even on the path it came high shin height on me (probably knee or low thigh height for most other people in my year!) and it was freezing! Absolutely freezing! There were two of those lakelike puddles to go through, but I'm all for that.

Finally home and glad that I'm in the warmth of my house and anyone's who doesn't live in a cardboard box. So that's me, blogging about the last day of the week, the last day of the half-term. the last day of the term, the last day of the season, and the last day of the year. Just be glad that this is the very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very last time you will ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever - where was I? - read the phrase: the last day of the week, the last day of the half-term. the last day of the term, the last day of the season, and the last day of the year ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever again

Just be glad that I'm not a liar and the outro isn't as long as the intro. Syndicate and be Idimbitten.

Right so you might have heard of the occasional gangster. This article has nothing to do with gangsters, so I don't know why I started on this topic. Today I'm focusing the lens on Gangstas.

Gangsters and Gangstas are different. For one idea, gangsters don't have their own capital letter, whereas Gangstas have. The dictionary definition of gangster is someone violent, a bandit of some sort. Gangstas are nothing like that, quite the opposite.

Enough rubbish talk, you want to know what actually happened. Today was Sports Day, postponed twice so it should've been on on Tuesday. But no. It rained, waterlogging the field. When I found out that we were doing both Sports Day and the Interclass Football Tournament on the same day, I thought 'Oh no!' I wanted to do either/or the events.

Chronologically, it was Sports Day first. It took the whole morning and was worth it. Even though I didn't win in the events I participated, I didn't lose either. I came 3rd in my 100m sprint. It must've been half a second in it between the other two who were ahead of me.I'd occasionally have races against those two who beat me before at break, but sometimes I didn't win. Don't blame me - I can't be good at everything!

Then soon later was the relay. Each of us would run 100m to the next man and pass the baton to them to complete thier leg. I made sure that I didn't make the same mistakes that I made last time.Glucose and adrenaline. I supplied myself with glucose by drinking some energy drink that a friend lent me. Then I made sure that I was scared (but not under pressure) to activate adrenaline. It worked! I ran really fast and the second man was miles behind me. I gave my second leg man a one-second head-start as I was so fast to get to him. I think I might've beaten my 100m event time coming to think of it deeply now. But our lead was decreasing. By the time the baton reached the third leg, the rest of the opposition were already on their way to the fourth! When our baton reached fourth leg we managed to overtake two others, securing the 4th place in our relay.

Shortly after we had lunch. A false alarm fire bell was rung by some Year 8 idiot... why should I blog about this? What a waste...

After the non-eventful lunch, we had the Interclass Football Tournament. Well, it's supposed to be the Intra-class, but all of the reachers prefer and pronounce it the Interclass. It sounds better anyway. I played in it and I played well. Defensive Midfield is what I call my position. Only because I'm a defender. And everyone knows it. But unfortunately, we had a loss and a draw, so we didn't make the finals. If there were semi-finals, which the teachers were deciding, we would be through. But unfortunately not, so I decided to talk French to everyone. Je décidé parler en Français en tout.

No we didn't win. Other people won, obviously.

Do you like palindromes? Do you know what they are? Well here's one that I made today: Egad! Loser resold age.

Make one up for me and I'll buy it for 0p. Or buy mine for several £ or $ or p or c or... Or even gc!

Joker says...
    If the Eiffel Tower pokes the London Eye, will Big Ben beat it up?

The Idimbites say...
    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! You got me laughing!

Actually I made this joke up. It's genuinely mine, so no copying unless you want to buy it for several p.

Are you an Idimbite yet?

The invirtual irony in this article of information includes ironic ions, so it's best if I illustrate the irony of Ian Iron as it is in priority.

Ian Iron is an ironic and invulnerable item who is to appear in an Idimbite item. Idimbite items are in address only to Idimbites, Idiotecs and their immediate family and immediate friends, although in no obligation is there in no obligation for anyone to do so.

Could you cope with so much writing?
Could the world just be less ironic?
I bet it beats, for sure, nail biting,
Even if there's no mnemonic.

So I take my coat to school,
It burns on the way back.
Next day I think I'm not a fool,
Water's there to attack.

Why's there a claw truck outside?
Can the world be less ironic?
What if it reads 'Access Denied?'
What am I doing? Writing a sonnet?

No, it's not a sonnet. For one it's set into four verses of four-line stance and that makes 16 lines. Sonnets have 14, so ha! Well you get it now, and you can see what's happened. I take a coat one day - then I don't need it. It just adds weight in the hot. I leave it the next - then it's raining! My umbrella needs maintainence.

There's more to that though. There was a chain of powercuts recently and I was blogging. Normally, it would be recovered by Mozilla Firefox, but no. I gave it over an hour to load up, then gave up. I closed it. I lost it. I did great aswell, just an idiot powercut came my way. Today I went to recover it, but I was logged out. Idiot powercut. Die!

I was blogging about Warwick Castle, where I got my sword from. Slash prices with it. Can't remember what I wanted to blog, so that's useless. Useless enough, what would be worse?!

A number of things, too many to list. If you're not an Idimbite, then...

You are now! You just got Idimbitten!